they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
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