What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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