I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
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YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
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no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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