dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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