It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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