If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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