Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
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My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
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I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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