when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
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if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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