The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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