his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
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