so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Randomize
