So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
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Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
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Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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