You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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