he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
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We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
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I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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