Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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