why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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