If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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