I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
you win again, gameday.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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