Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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