we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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