omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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