whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Is it because I queefed?
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Randomize
