I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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