I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
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