They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I believe in your delicious
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
Randomize
