yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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