Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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