The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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