You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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