bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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