So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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