There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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