I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
You just made me feel so damn special
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I was not drunk enough for that final.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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