4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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