he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
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they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
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dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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