mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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