sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
how drunk are you?
Several
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Randomize
