I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
So. Much. Porn.
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