who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
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threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
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TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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