I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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