garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
then he tried to convert me to islam
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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