Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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