Non-Jews are for practice
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
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When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
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There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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