I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
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Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
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Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
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