on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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