He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Randomize
