so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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