there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
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all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
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I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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