I think i peed on brittanys purse
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
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hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
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My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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