Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
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i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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