awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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