only if we run a train.
done.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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